Episode 3: Sex vs. Death, Either Way You Cum

So, i was sitting at my folding table with my cardboard sign that read "free sex advice," as per usual, and a 60-75 year old (couldn't really tell) dresses in full army regalia sat down and literally blew my mind to pieces. We spoke about him being an all out sex god in the 60's in Spain, and his 5000 plus sexual partners. He is a god damn LEGEND.