Episode 4: Is My Vagina Tighter?

I met a overweight, forever 21 drenched 20 year old on the street she was so innocent and adorable that when she told me she was waiting for her boyfriend I couldn't wait to meet him. When her 60 year old sewer rat looking boyfriend arrived, I was floored.  Looking back, I was a bit harsh on these two. But in my defense he was super creepy and looked alot like splinter.