You Can Take The Girl out of Greenpoint, but you can't take the Polish Mega Whore Out of the Girl

I never posted this one back when I interviewed her because something about it was just so sad that it wasn't even funny. However, it's possible I was being too harsh. So introducing a 20 year old mathlete, from New York, with one of the weirdest accents I've ever heard. Her sister is ALSO a porn star, imagine the sad polish immigrant father who came to America to give his three young daughters a better life…The new American Dream huzzah! I learned a lot from her actually, and enjoyed our time together but by the end of it I just felt like the only thing that could cleanse her energy would have been to go to the pound and sit in a pile of kittens and puppies while listening to baby beluga by Raffi on a Funkion One sound system.