The Only Mystery Is What Your Asshole Is Going to Look Like At The End Of The Night

There's nothing like a festival to make you feel awesome about what you look and sound like. Fields of furry hobbit drug monsters sucking on pacifiers, pupils blown, futures questionable. Don't get me wrong, I love raving, I just can't believe what it actually looks like now...I can't tell if it's because i'm older or it's just that much more horrible. The main difference is the music was good!  I also don't remember this PLUR shit (the peace love unity respect movement) at all. The music when I was a rave monster back in the day...was good! (or maybe the drugs were better? who knows) This "music" was so awful it felt like Athena was sprouting fully formed out of my head. 

Absolutely terrifying

Absolutely terrifying

The origin of aids...

The origin of aids...

Groupie DJ whores...i get older but they stay the same age

Groupie DJ whores...i get older but they stay the same age

The first interview, Beanie Man. TROUSER SNAKE. 

The first interview, Beanie Man. TROUSER SNAKE. 

Pretty sure he was gay

Pretty sure he was gay

He loves me and no he doesn't work out

He loves me and no he doesn't work out