My beautiful family: it's all their fault. 

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See...? I started off a little harmless lima bean...what went wrong you wonder? Well for starters you can see I was what my mom calls "the best mistake she ever made" thanks..?

My mom did not deserve to have me as a child. She is a wonderous, brilliant, warm, kind generous soul and uses antiquated phrases like "stop being so fresh." I LOVE HER. I'm sorry. 

Look how sulky and angry my sister is in this photo!!

Look how sulky and angry my sister is in this photo!!

 

 

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They took me to cool political rallies at a very young age. 

It's my mom's fault that I love tacky zebra things and leotards. 

It's all their fault.