NYC: Soraya Doolbaz, the World Famous Dick Pic Photographer and Mother of 2
Good golly miss Molly I fell in love with this woman. I mean I spent most of the interview mesmerized by her face and her perfect round belly (SUPER preggo) I would never let my boyfriend's penis anywhere near this soon to be MILF. I could go on forever about how lovely it is to see a sex positive Iranian immigrant woman create a empire out of dick picks. You just can't make this stuff up. She gave me a ton of free swag, a t-shirt with a little trump dick, fridge magnets, and my FAVORITE the gift wrapping paper. I'm going to buy anything and everything she makes.
Thank you for inviting me into your home and allowing me to bask in your glow.