BURNING MAN 2019: YOU CANNOT JEW A JEW BURNING MAN SCAMMERS

 
With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half
— Otto Van Bismarck

HELLO BURNING MAN FRIENDS! We are so close, so so so close, I am so so so so excited. Fuck me, I can barely type this. HOWEVER I AM STILL MISSING ONE TICKET. FOR MY VERY VERY VERY BEST FRIEND.

Please, please, if you have leads on ONE FACE VALUE TICKET, that comes from burning man, let me know. I will do whatever you want forever. I mean that. I, Zoe Nightingale, will OWE YOU ONE FOREVER.

I can do anything, name your price, (as long as it's not 1500). Email me genuinelyfalse@gmail.com if you have a REAL LEAD WHO IS NOT A FUCKING SCAMMER. 

So I've been scouring the earth looking for a ticket, and I've been meeting a lot of shady scammers and I finally got one on the line. Can you believe he's so stupid. 

I am going to spend the next couple days trying to catch these guys and record them for your listening enjoyment. 

I made a BURNING MAN SECTION ON MY WEBSITE FOR YOU!!
All my episodes, and a guide, to help you do the burn the best you possibly can. 

https://zoenightingale.com/burningman

Zoe's Guide to Burning Man 

Sending you all the love in the world guys.

xoxoxo 

Bobby Trap