BURNING MAN 2019: YOU CANNOT JEW A JEW BURNING MAN SCAMMERS
HELLO BURNING MAN FRIENDS! We are so close, so so so close, I am so so so so excited. Fuck me, I can barely type this. HOWEVER I AM STILL MISSING ONE TICKET. FOR MY VERY VERY VERY BEST FRIEND.
Please, please, if you have leads on ONE FACE VALUE TICKET, that comes from burning man, let me know. I will do whatever you want forever. I mean that. I, Zoe Nightingale, will OWE YOU ONE FOREVER.
I can do anything, name your price, (as long as it's not 1500). Email me email@example.com if you have a REAL LEAD WHO IS NOT A FUCKING SCAMMER.
So I've been scouring the earth looking for a ticket, and I've been meeting a lot of shady scammers and I finally got one on the line. Can you believe he's so stupid.
I am going to spend the next couple days trying to catch these guys and record them for your listening enjoyment.
Sending you all the love in the world guys.