My beautiful family: it's all their fault.
See...? I started off a little harmless lima bean...what went wrong you wonder? Well for starters you can see I was what my mom calls "the best mistake she ever made" thanks..?
My mom did not deserve to have me as a child. She is a wonderous, brilliant, warm, kind generous soul and uses antiquated phrases like "stop being so fresh." I LOVE HER. I'm sorry.
They took me to cool political rallies at a very young age.
It's my mom's fault that I love tacky zebra things and leotards.
It's all their fault.